tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73328538267415386632012-02-16T18:42:50.776-08:00we can be serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18231303001946005292noreply@blogger.comBlogger311100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-62422194648984596882009-05-03T12:57:00.000-07:002009-05-03T13:02:38.291-07:00

Rafa recaptures his fourth Rome title to be two Master Series titles behind Andre Agassi's record of 17. He's going to plow through everyone at the French Open to beat Bjorn Borg's record of four in the open era. CAN'T WAIT!

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-30834730627083925882009-04-22T09:40:00.000-07:002009-04-22T09:52:55.877-07:00

You tell him Derek.Yankees' normally consistent ace Chieng-Ming Wang has a unbelievable ERA of 34.50 in three starts. I thought they misspoked when I first heard it on Sportscenter. I feel bad for the guy but am secretly gleeful that he's a Yankee.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-49756294428213997022009-04-17T22:41:00.000-07:002009-04-17T22:50:56.234-07:00

...and were down by 4 runs in the 7th ONLY TO COME BACK WITH SEVEN RUNS IN THE 8TH!!! WHOOO WHOOO! A grand slam AND hitting for the cycle threw Jason Kubel into Minnesota Twins' history of awesomeness. We are not worthy.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-25562217795105580662009-04-16T21:39:00.000-07:002009-04-16T21:43:06.709-07:00

Dear Minnesota Twins,Please stop losing. Thanks.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-74963225732236308292009-04-16T12:42:00.000-07:002009-04-16T15:23:57.371-07:00

This is one of the saddest days of my life. I grew up listening to John on Sundays and then Mondays. Love him or hate him, no one loves the game more than he does. The man is a football institution. Let's remember some of the best Maddenisms:"You never want to go backwards in the endzone."“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”"He would have scored a

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-13312594980899534422009-04-13T13:33:00.000-07:002009-04-13T13:49:27.113-07:00

happy birthday, coach. please know i'd always pick you for my team.

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The Twins' offense is like an action potential: all or nothing. 12 runs or no run. Let's spread it around boys. I miss Joe Mauer. I hope his running program is going well.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-69650054208980629202009-04-06T16:42:00.000-07:002009-04-06T16:45:24.972-07:00

baseball season is upon us. the best part?hot dogs.

Jnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-17125079002830708622009-04-05T18:05:00.000-07:002009-04-05T18:08:49.040-07:00

We're Twittering now!

knoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-22151777534339994072009-04-02T11:13:00.000-07:002009-04-02T11:22:30.679-07:00

According to the official ATP website, the quarterfinal match between Andy Roddick and Roger Federer at this year's Sony Ericsson Open was the most attended match of a Wednesday in the event's history. The record is 2-16. This is like 13,000 people eagerly paying to see the sinking of the Titanic. You know how it ends, guys.

knoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-833161230315100502009-03-19T12:01:00.001-07:002009-03-19T12:01:42.327-07:00

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-11621966210700568872009-03-19T11:40:00.000-07:002009-03-19T12:00:05.840-07:00

I have all the No. 1 seeds in the final four with Louisville and UNC in the championship and Louisville taking it home. I determined this using Mike and Mike in the Morning's super awesome formula using point differentials, average assists vs. turnovers, shooting percentage, strength of conference, and a bunch of other stuff I didn't really understand. No big upsets in my bracket, they screwed

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-377373912645730262009-03-13T21:28:00.000-07:002009-03-13T21:31:37.830-07:00

Dear Fans I arrived in Indian Wells earlier this week and I am eager to get back out on court. My back is feeling much better and I am ready to go. I also have some really awesome news to share with all of you: Mirka and I are excited to let you know that we will be parents this summer! Mirka is pregnant and we are so happy to be starting a family together. This is a dream come true for us. We

Jnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-67066228351907012942009-03-13T19:37:00.000-07:002009-03-13T21:34:55.307-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-9761413313572899712009-03-13T19:02:00.000-07:002009-03-13T21:35:43.498-07:00

Why his SI joint might be hurtingAnatomy lesson of the dayI heard some devastating news on ESPN the other night, Joe Mauer is still hurt. His MRI showed inflammation at his right sacroiliac joint. For those of you not speaking medical jargon, it's around the butt area. I'm also sad (and crazy jealous) for my friend Kristin who's watching the Twins spring training in Fort Myers. Doesn't look

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-83780255546721467562009-03-13T18:45:00.000-07:002009-03-13T21:34:15.194-07:00

As if I couldn't hate Tom and Gisele more they went ahead and married each other. In April's Harper's Bazaar, Gisele talked about how "purehearted", "naive", and "childlike" Tommy is. Oh, does she mean THAT jerk of a quarterback? The same purehearted SOB who left his pregnant girlfriend to hook up with the superest of all the supermodels? Let's say it together people...Awwwww. This was

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-13564574415872382262009-03-13T18:21:00.000-07:002009-03-13T21:34:25.644-07:00

...To be beaten by the DUTCH. Twice. I have nothing against the Dutch, I loved them and their country when I visited the Netherlands a couple of years ago, but tulip arrangement comes before baseball on the Dutch list of most popular activities. Sidney Ponson is Netherlands' starting pitcher for crying out loud, who still gives me nervous twitches whenever he shows up on the mound and I have to

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-88858124228712102382009-03-04T07:42:00.000-08:002009-03-13T21:33:37.061-07:00

Of all the QBs on the market right now (Jeff Garcia, maybe Donovan McNabb), Sage Rosenfels is the best the Vikings can come up with? The idiocy has reached a new level. Let's compare some stats.Sage (Over 6 games in '08):TDs 6INT 10YDS 1,431RTG 79.5T-Jack (Over 7 games in '08): TDs 9INT 2YDS 1,052RTG 95.2Frerotte (Over 11 games in '08):TDs: 12INT: 15YDS: 2,157RTG: 73.7Sage is a turnover machine.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-72166463460689252662009-02-18T21:14:00.000-08:002009-02-18T21:44:41.000-08:00

in tennis, there are 2 great divides: you are a federer fan or you are a nadal fan and you either love andy roddick or you hate him. i find the combination is usually federer/hate roddick or nadal/love roddick. you don't meet people that love federer AND roddick. that is like a dog walking on two legs, its against nature. i find this usually correlates to a person's personality and outlook

Jnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-56441506336515824392009-02-17T13:16:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:04:16.304-08:00

Forget the Brewers' Sausage Race, THIS is the funniest thing I've seen on Sportscenter in a long time. During the Penguins and Islanders game, Presidents' Day was celebrated by racing Tom, Abe, George, and Teddy on skates for the first time ever. Not ONLY did this make it to #2 on Sportscenter's Top Ten, it also made me fall off the treadmill because I was laughing too hard to stand up straight

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-53574961612291331062009-02-16T16:46:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:03:26.903-08:00

There are many reasons to dislike Novak Djokavic. He's the number 3 ranked tennis player in the world, sure, and there is this, but after all of the bailing ship he does in tournaments, (GRAND SLAMS, WHO DOES THAT) it's hard to truly take him seriously. This video from 2007 doesn't really help him establish any type of respectability or credibility as a seriously competitive athlete, but it

knoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-38813507789730852652009-02-16T14:02:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:02:02.133-08:00

Pitchers and catchers report to Twins training camp today and I am just BLOODY excited! The last two weeks were seriously depressing with the end of football season and the first (tennis) Grand Slam, leaving us with basketball (meh) and the start of NASCAR (yuck). But now my second favorite sport is starting! I can almost taste April. The usual faces are coming back this year, with Perkins, Baker

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-34531952414539871882009-02-16T13:03:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:05:34.798-08:00

I was wrong. Shaq owned LeBron. And Dwight. Although I think he had an unfair advantage because LeBron couldn't stop giggling. And I have no idea what Dwight is doing.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-88397802475244360982009-02-16T12:14:00.000-08:002009-02-16T12:42:47.352-08:00

Okay guys, seriously. Send these dudes to the middle east and let's call it a day.

knoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-72005707387720160342009-02-16T10:27:00.000-08:002009-02-16T10:49:46.406-08:00

as someone who is not an athlete, i have a pretty strong opinion of non-sports. you know them. the stuff that espn plays and when you turn it on you're not sure if you are actually watching the right channel. granted espn used to stand for "entertainment and sports programming network" i have yet to meet any person who tunes into espn in order to watch billiards.putting the "entertainment" in

Jnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-44817725838603142432009-02-16T08:16:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:04:49.857-08:00

Question: "Um, does LeBron play basketball or football?"-My Canadian roommateI almost fell off my chair. The lack of U.S. sports knowledge among Canadians is almost criminal. Granted, I don't know anything about Canadian sports, except that Kurt Warner played for the CFL, Justin Morneau is Canadian, and Sidney Crosby was born in Nova Scotia. But they play lacrosse and hockey there, how BORING.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-36313498540648212082009-02-16T00:35:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:06:39.844-08:00

Happy half-century to the man who gave us our name. Please revel in the glow with us as we honor Our Father, Who art in tantrum:

knoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-17945650715100037692009-02-15T23:01:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:06:29.081-08:00

He is two feet taller than the Jabberwockees. Shaq can totally beat Kobe in a dance-off, but probably not LeBron.

Coachhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04524952289236815126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-44475365068793127012009-02-15T22:33:00.000-08:002009-02-15T23:05:53.666-08:00

i have always been "the creative one." i have always been bad at sports. as a child i used to walk across the street to my neighbor's yard and join the kickball game with one of my mother's romance novels or a volume of the boxcar children in hand. i always read a lot of books and played with dolls and put on too much makeup. i was never very fast or very strong. i'm still not.i am a wannabe

Jnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-19805140344746009872009-02-15T22:09:00.000-08:002009-02-18T22:13:36.310-08:00

If you were to put a fixed gear road bike behind him and a can of pbr in his hand, this is every single art school dropout in my neighborhood.

knoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7332853826741538663.post-5107709030952860022009-02-15T20:22:00.000-08:002009-02-15T23:37:16.397-08:00

test post by jenna

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